“Not since man invented the wheel and woman invented a reason to complain about it has there been such an event in human history worth this much celebration.” – Larry King
I, Bryan Fantana, would like to formerly introduce to the world:
For convenience, you have my permission to simply call it:
The website is your portal to all things Moon base and Moon Base Party related. Here you can find the latest news on the movement, exclusive interviews with leading party members, and perhaps some Moon Base Party memorabilia (at the very least, you can print the logo from the website and tape it to your cat or cats). This website promises – no, guarantees! – an informative and life changing experience with every mouse click.
“Goddamn this is some good shit.” - Ernest Hemingway
It is not just information you can find on this website. You will journey through a world* of lunar rocks, babies, and military research complexes. Your heart will race. You will barely be able to focus. Was that a dinosaur? Your forehead will be covered with sweat. Seriously, I think an allosaurus just ran past you. When you finally come to grips with the wonders of the Moon base, you will suddenly realize you are still staring at the banner. One turn of the scroll wheel and the journey begins anew. Oh and that totally was an allosaurus.
“This website is okay.” – Barack Obama
So why are you waiting? Stop reading this and click the link already. You are still reading this, aren’t you? I said stop reading and click the link. Click it. Don’t make me come over to your house and take a dump on your patio. I have done it before. You remember Jim’s grandma? Yeah that was no dog.
“There are good websites and there are great websites. Then there is MoonBaseParty.org. Never in all my years have I been prouder to be an American.” – Richard Petty
*Actually a moon.
1 comments:
Thank you Fantana... this was awesome.
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